May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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