apparently the secret to your success is patron
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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