After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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