Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Couch. On fire.
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