David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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