that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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