so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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