yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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