I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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