and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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