I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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