you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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