Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
she woke up with a sticky ear
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
People in love make me want to vomit
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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