So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i drank out of a bidet.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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