: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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