Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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