glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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