question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
This is the high leading the old right now
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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