is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We are all done wearing pants today
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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