They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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