is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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