Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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