She said her name was "party"
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
So much Jack, so little girl.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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