Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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