I'd wear matching sweaters with you
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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