I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
whose parrot is this?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
