I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Floor bacon is actually really good
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