Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Holy sore nipples Batman
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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