she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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