Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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