We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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