how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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