At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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