Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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