i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
