stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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