one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I could have mohawked her pubes.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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