come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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