so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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