Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
