Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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