so explain again why im purple
no
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
