Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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