He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm both gender and math confused
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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