This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My penis needs a shock collar
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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