I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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