i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
you never un-have a 4some
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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