In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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