so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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