is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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