called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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